Chapter Twenty-Nine…

Chapter 29: Bad Sims… Bad-Part Deux

Enjoy the eye candy above. Nick got another haircut. *slobber*  Don’t forget to CLICK TO ENLARGE, and there’s slightly more where that pic came from… 😛  Oh, I’m so bad… the title should read: Bad Author… Bad.

CAUTION: some of this chapter might be unsuitable for some readers, lol. There are some suggestive language and a couple pics. The telephone conversation between Lila and Nick (near the end) is also somewhat explicit.

It was nearing February, and almost the whole month of January had been mild. Then again, not having a Seasons EP might have something to do with that.

Regardless, Lila went with Roger, Audrey and Preston to the book store. Roger waited outside with Preston while Lila and her mother went in.  

Lila browsed the romance section, while her mother lingered in the magazine area.

“I think we should go now,” Audrey said as she appeared around a corner.

“What? Why? We just got here,” Lila replied, her gaze unwavering from the books.

“I just think we should go,” she repeated with shifty eyes.

“Okay, but I want to look at the magazines real quick,” Lila said.

 Audrey stepped in front of her, blocking Lila’s path.

“Can you move please?” Lila asked, getting irritated.


“Fine. Then I’ll make you move,” Lila said, grunting as she wrapped her arms around Audrey and tried to physically move her. Her efforts were somewhat fruitless.

“I”m telling you, you don’t want to do that,” Audrey muttered.

Mmph. What is your problem?” Lila shouted, struggling against her mother.

Audrey took her daughter’s arms and forced them to her sides.

“You really want to see the magazine section that badly? Then at least let me warn you first,” Audrey said.

Warn me? About what?” Lila brushed past her and began to look around the racks. Now she was beyond curious.

“It’s about Nick…”

“Nick?” Lila echoed, peering around. Nick?? WTF is she talking about?

Then she saw it.


Lila stared blankly at the magazine cover.

It was the January issue of Playgirl. Nick was sprawled out on the cover. Luckily, he was accompanied by a handy football prop.

Her mind a blank slate of numbness, Lila hurried from the book store.

Her mother ran after her.

“Lila!” she called.

“I’m sorry,” Audrey said. “I tried to keep you from seeing it, but—”

“How could he do something like that?” she cried. Now she was feeling some unpleasant emotions. “My God,” she added. “You really think you know a person. And Nick’s just full of surprises, isn’t he?”

What will Isabella’s little friends at school say, if they ever find out about her daddy being Mr. January 2011? My poor little girl will be the laughingstock of the school playground!

“Well, maybe I should just buy it. The pictures might not be as bad as we think. Our imaginations might be making it seem worse, and if we just take a look, you know…”

“Mom, you just want to see Nick’s winky.”

“Lila, I’m only trying to help. And that’s very offensive to me, you saying that.”

“Fine. Buy it, but I’m not looking at it. I can’t believe he’d pose for some dirty magazine.”

As the sun dipped below the clouds of Riverview, Audrey browsed through a skin mag.

Lila and Roger stared straight ahead. Neither seemed tempted to look…

Hmmm… what page is he on?” Audrey mumbled, quickly flipping each page.

“Maybe try the table of contents?” Roger suggested.

“Ah, yeah. There he is.”

That was when Lila and Roger were tempted to look, and did. Both gasped.

At least he’s covered by a decorative plumbob, Lila thought. Indeed, it wasn’t so bad. Maybe she wouldn’t have to hide her face in Riverview after all. People knowing she was once his mistress (and now having his baby) was bad enough.  

“Oh, here’s the centerfold on the next page,” Audrey said, lifting the magazine so Lila could see.

“Oh… my… God… he’s totally naked!”

“Dude!” Roger exclaimed. Then he asked, “Audrey, mine is as big as that, right? RIGHT?!”

“Yeah, Roger. Sure.”

A half-hour later, Audrey dropped Lila off at her home. Before leaving, she spoke with her about Lexy.

“So have you decided what to do yet? About Lexy?” she asked.

“I can’t believe I’m even discussing this with you. You’re my mother, but right now you’re acting like my friend or something.”

“And you’re my only daughter and I care about you. If someone hurts you, I want to hurt them.”

“That’s sweet, but you act like we’re going to kill her or something. I don’t want to really hurt her.”

“Who said I did? Teaching someone a lesson doesn’t necessarily have to hurt, does it?”

Lila studied her mother’s face, trying to read exactly what she might be thinking.

“Tomorrow night,” Audrey ominously said; then left.

The dirty magazine was tucked underneath the front seat of her Sloppy Jalopy.

Still mortified about Nick’s pictures, Lila laid down and tried not to think about it… too much.

But as she gazed at the wall, she couldn’t help but think… certain things.

For instance, what if the painting of grilled cheese sandwiches happened to be replaced by a painting of—say,


Driven by mad compulsion, Lila jumped to her feet and clicked on her cellular.  

She tapped in the number to Nick’s phone.

“Hi Nick,” she nonchalantly greeted. “I see you got a new haircut… on the cover of Playgirl magazine.”

“Oh, hi Lila. You saw that?”

“Yeah. Did I ever.”

“Before they took the pictures, they made me get a hair cut,” he chuckled. “I guess they didn’t like it before.”

“Yeah, isn’t that something.”

“So why did you do it? I mean, why did you pose naked for a nudie magazine?”

“Lila, don’t judge me. I’m not perfect, I never said I was; what you see is what you get.”

“I’m not judging you. I just want to know why, that’s all.”

“Because my biography is coming out next month from Random House and I needed the extra exposure. Um, pardon the pun or whatever…”

“Oh, that makes sense I guess. So—I saw your centerfold, and you looked—you were… uh, well—”

“Turned on?” he interrupted.

“Uh, yeah. You looked very turned on.”

“Did it turn you on?” he asked.

 “Uh, that’s beside the point. So how did they do that? Did they do airbrushing techniques?” she asked, mortified with her own question.

“Airbrushing? No, it was all real. Sometimes they let the guys watch movies or view pictures of women. You get the idea. But I didn’t do any of that. I just thought about having great sex.”

“Really?” she asked. “With who?” Stop it while you’re still ahead, Lila!

“You don’t want to know.”

“Oh, yeah. Right. I get it,” she muttered, her heart sinking like the Titanic.

“No, you don’t ‘get it’. I thought about you.”

“What? But… what about Lexy?”

“What about her?”

“What do you think?”

“Lila, I’m always going to love you and want you. Now that we’re having a baby together, that makes it even more real to me. Lexy is just—well, a rebound thing.”


“But I thought you told me you would never ask me to come back,” she said. Now she felt like she was on the Titanic, both during and after sinking; trying to keep her head above water or she’d drown in her crazy emotions.

“I lied,” he said; then added: “look, I gotta go now. I have to use the bathroom.”

Both clicked off their phones.

Lexy stood outside the bathroom, unbeknownst to Nick. She’d heard every word.

Meanwhile, Lila stared up at that painting.

Once more, she imagined Nick’s photo taking its place.

When Darius entered the room, she was snapped out of her personal La La Land.

Back at Nick’s house, Lexy rushed down the stairs to the living area. She didn’t notice Travis entering the room.

He glared up at her.


Lexy sharply inhaled.

“Oh, my gosh. You scared the shit outta me,” she panted.

“Ha, ha, ha!” he laughed. Then his smile settled into a small, evil grin.

Lexy spun around.  

“You little bastard! Don’t ever do that again!”

“I hate you!” he shouted back. “I want Lila to move back in, you skinny bitch!

“Well, I think you’re going to get your chance! Really soon!”



Chapter 30 coming in a jiffy. Thanks as always for reading. ♥ ♥ ♥


18 Responses to “Chapter Twenty-Nine…”

  1. OMG I loved this chapter it made me laugh so much. Nick is HAWT 🙂
    I don’t like his new haircut though, he looks too much like Darius. I loved the magazine photos, so funny and creative, something I could actually see Nick doing to boost his errrr big ego lol. Hopefully now Lexy has heard the phone conversation she will get lost and let Lila and Nick be happy. I had so much fun reading this chapter, I may have to sneak a peak at Nick’s *ahem* Oh I mean read it again because it was funny lol 🙂 🙂

    • hahahahaha!!! Thanks! Yeah, Nick is hawt. I never thought, the reason why Nick looks like Darius is because they have the SAME haircut! I think… lol. pttttt, maybe I’ll have to get him a new haircut! LOL, I’m glad you liked those pics… sometimes I worry that I’m going a little too far with my… uh, pics and writing… 😛

      I’m so glad ya liked it, like I said I worry at times about going too far on my stories. I figure that most women like a little perversion and hot stuff, though. I know I do, hehe. 😀 but I did especially have fun writing this one. I wonder why?

  2. Yeah same here a little perversion doesn’t hurt 🙂 haha, Yea maybe he should get another haircut so he doesn’t look like Darius anymore 🙂 I wouldn’t worry about going to far, what you have been writing isn’t that bad lol. The pics were great too 🙂

    • hehe, some perversion is GOOD. XD well I was thinkin’ of maybe getting Darius the different hair style, cause I like Nick in that one for some reason. I’m partial to certain short haircuts on guys, and in Sims 3 there aren’t many good ones, lol. Obviously that’s one of my favorite styles. But I’ll tweak things here and there and see which ones look best on whichever guy, lol. 🙂

      Thanks Kim. Jeez, it’s just so hard to tell if you’re going too far or not, I guess especially since it’s a Sims game and you have to worry also about kids reading it. But of course most know what ‘woo hoo’ is, and there were ‘turn ons’ and ‘turn offs’ on Sims 2, along with public woo-hoo, etc., make out. And the cut scenes on Sims 2 could get pretty hot too, I mean they really moved that bed when they were doing it in the cut scene, lol.

      Glad ya liked the pics! 😀

  3. Those PlayGirl pictures are freakin’ hilarious! You really are so creative with the editing and whatnot. Well done, as always.

    I like Nick’s new haircut. I think you should make Darius change. xD

    • Hi Pentameter! 😀 awww thanks, I tried lol. It was really fun making the one where he has the football in the right place. 😛

      OMG you had the EXACT same idea as I had!!!! At first I was going to change Nick’s haircut, but got to thinkin’ about it and thought maybe I’d rather change Darius’ hair!!!! lol, that’s crazy! But that’s what I’m about to do!

      😀 🙂

      Thank y’all again for the wonderful comments. Not to be cheesy,
      but y’all are awesome.

  4. I totally think you should keep them how they were that moulded into place haircut suited Nick so well. 🙂

    • Hey Kim. You mean the new hair or the hair style before? lol. As for Darius I think I’ll put a temporary hair style on him in the next chapter until I decide what to do, lol. 😀

  5. The one he had first, I think it really suited him 🙂

    • Oh, OK. I think what I’ll do is keep the new hair style (lol, please don’t be mad at me!) but just for a few chapters and then use the other style again. (pretend his hair grew back LOL). And then Darius’ hair will go back to what it is now as well. 😀 how does that sound?

      We get very particular over our sims, haha. 😛 but anyhow, this way everybody’s happy; I hope.

  6. Yeah that sounds good lol, I’m not mad 🙂 Looking forward to seeing what is going to happen in the next chapter, hopefully Nick will open up and tell Lila how he really feels rather than cutting the conversation short to pee lol 🙂

    • Cool, lol. Don’t worry, that time will…err MIGHT come shortly! and in a way that you might not expect, lol. 😀

      Who said he had to cut that conversation short to pee? Maybe he had to work off some pent up frustrations, if you get my drift. ROFL Gosh I’m such a perv…

  7. Oh yeah lol never thought of that, you are a little dirty minded lol but so am I so hehe. I love your story though. I am getting excited and want to read more 🙂

  8. Oh now I’m even more excited lol hehe. Yes dirty minds do think alike lol 🙂

  9. “I hate you!” he shouted back. “I want Lila to move back in, you skinny bitch!“
    That made me ROFL! Wow, I guess Travis picked up a couple of words from Lexy.. Nick is retarded. I mean, honestly, posing NAKED? He could of at least done something a bit less dramatic, like break up with Lexy or cheat with Lila.. Lol, this story is a bit too sexual for me, but I’m attached now :]. Once again, good chapter =]!

    • lol, Julia, I’m sorry. I just now noticed your comment for this chapter. Glad you liked the part about Travis and Lexy! 😀 LOL, poor Nick. 😦 you’ve insulted him badly. Just joking. It was dumb of him to do that, but he does a lot of dumb things. Lol, he’s a guy, what can I say? XD

      sorry it’s a little too… yeah, I agree that it’s too sexual. God, I hope you’re not a minor (EEK!!!)… anyhow, glad ya liked it.

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